[Game] Riddles 'n Jokes

[Pazuzu]

What kind of elementary particle makes the best personal shopper?

EDIT: It's obviously guessable, so you need to give the reason.

 

[RollEXE]

An electron?

 

[Pazuzu]

You guys hurt my feelings by not even trying.

A: A neutron, because it isn't charged.

NEW QUESTION

Three brothers share a family sport:
A non-stop marathon
The oldest one is fat and short
And trudges slowly on
The middle brother's tall and slim
And keeps a steady pace
The youngest runs just like the wind,
Speeding through the race
"He's young in years, we let him run,"
The other brothers say
"'Cause though he's surely number one,
He's second, in a way."

 

[digiboy123]

Erm. The second youngest?

Hint, if I'm wrong.

 

[Rein]

Second tallest.

 

[Pazuzu]

You're both entirely on the wrong track. The riddle focuses on all three, not just the third.

 

[Joey]

<MixyPlixy> Pazuzu
<Tree> Oh, it says beep D:
<MixyPlixy> The hands of a clock
<Pazuzu> Joey, correct.

This one's sort of common, but I hate riddles :x

What is stronger than God
More evil than the Devil
Poor people have it
Rich people need it
People who eat it will die?

 

[digiboy123]

A 5 year old girl.

>>

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

A 5 year old girl.

>>

LMAO

The answer's nothing. Nothing's stronger than God, nothing's more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing, and eating nothing long enough will kill ya.
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You're in a room with two doors. One leads to paradise, another leads to hell. You have to walk through one or the other. There are two adviors standing in the room with you, one that's kind and always honest, one that's cruel and always lies. You can only ask one question, and you don't know which is which.

What question do you ask?

 

[Rein]

You ask them "What would the other advisor say is the right door for me to go through?"

They'll both point to the door leading to Hell, so you know to take the one to Paradise.

NEW RIDDLE(S)

Only one needs to be answered though. The other one is just for fun.

First one:

It's the beginning of eternity
the end of time and space
the beginning of every end,
and the end of every place.


Second one:

A man gets drunk in his house one night. He goes upstairs, turns off all the lights, goes back downstairs and goes to sleep. In the morning he wakes up, looks out the window, and sees a bunch of people dead on his lawn. He also knows it was all his fault. What the hell happened?

 

[Pazuzu]

E

 

[Rein]

Okay, your turn. I still want to know if anyone knows the answer to the drinking man one.

 

[Pazuzu]

He worked in a lighthouse.

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The maker doesn't want it.
The buyer doesn't use it.
The user doesn't see it.
What is it?

 

[Rein]

A coffin.

 

[Johnzaloog]

logic?

EDIT: Oops, too late.

 

[Rein]

There once was a creature sinister
That many described as a twister
With poison that drips
From ivory tips
The ultimate to-die-for kisser.

What is it?

 

[Johnzaloog]

dementor?

seriously, it's gonna be some kind of snake, a cobra?

 

[RollEXE]

A bat? A vampire?

 

[Rein]

Johnzaloog got it. It's a snake.

 

[Johnzaloog]

A white man gets kidnapped by two native americans (or whatever the PC phrase is now) and is bought to their leader. The white man is sentenced to die, but he has a say in how he dies. If he were to speak the truth, he is to be thrown over a cliff. If he were to tell a lie, he is to be fed to the bears. How can the man survive?