You have a tornado siren?GAHHH Stupid tornado siren woke me up.
It's not raining.
It's a clear sunny blue sky out.
Heck, I can't even see the trees sway in the wind.
The airport says the wind speed is 7mph.
It's not the first Friday of the month at noon.
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE TORNADO SIREN GOING OFF AT TEN O'CLOCK?!