Here's how I'm doing with internet browsers:
Internet Explorer is dead, got a virus a while back that used a proxy thingy that killed it. Can't figure out how to fix it.
Firefox causes Avast Antivirus to create a log file in my Application Data folder that infinitely increases until I am forced to find the file and delete it or my computer freezes and I'm forced to shut it down.
Chrome kills my internet connection. The simplest way to fix it is to restart the computer while in the middle of repairing the connection (I found that fix by pure accident. The funny thing is, it solves most of the internet connection problems I have.).
Opera is currently running. For now that is.