Who killed Pages this time? ... [you] did!

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Zeromaru

Class S Irregular Hunter
Well. I want to show you something interesting. Do you know Nokia Lumia? A kind of cellphone. But Lumia got the same tune as Rumia. When it is written in Chinese, that's the same one "露米娅".
Several months ago, my father said that my cellphone looks old, out of fashion, then he said that I should buy a new one. But which one, I have no idea. Then when I was watching online video, I notice an advertisement it is said, "Nokia Lumia 820 and 920". At first, I only consider it as a normal advertisement, then I thought over it. Wait, what? Nokia? Lumia? Well, well, that's the name I want. So I changed my signature as the following.
"我要买露米娅,一定要黑的。そなのか?“
That means, "I want to buy Lumia (cellphone), it must be a black one. Is that so?" (Note, "そなのか" is what Rumia, a Touhou character ofen says.)
After that, a lolita (She is 14 years old, so I call her lolita) noticed this, and said,
"I will defeat you and rob your figures.(打土豪分手办)"
But I didn't know what she said. I reply her, "What made you think of that I have my figure?"
"Your signature."
"Well, that's not figure but cellphone. You fool."
Just at that night, another girl found me and said,"Do you think you could be suitable for Rumia? (你认为你适合出露米娅?)"
I replied, "What made you think of that my next cosplay character can be Rumia? But I am a guy not a girl."
Well, well. Only the girl who studied in Australia got the right answer. "I know you want to buy yourself a cellphone. According to your signature, it should be Nokia Lumia, and a black one, I know that this color is suitable for guys and you are just like a normal guy."
After that, I said, "It's Lumia but not Rumia."
Several months later, a friend of mine was waiting in the bus stop and he didn't see me. I should know that the girl he said is just beside him. Then he made a phone call to me, "Hello, Rumia."
"Wait a minute, who is Rumia."
"Oh, I am sorry, boss. But where are you?"
"Stop calling me boss, I am Zero not such a boss."
After we met, I wonder why he call me "Rumia."
"Something wrong with my cellphone a moment ago, when I was fixing it, we were talking about cellphones and she said that what your cellphone is. Then I told her that yours is Lumia 820, Windows Phone 8 system which is different from Android and IOS. We didn't stop talking about it and the problem was fixed then I called you. She was making joke with me while I telephone you so that when you answer me, I said, "Hello Rumia" which is really funny and she started laughing."
 
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