Looking for some homosexual thoughts?

[Dash]

Looking for some homosexual thoughts?

Are you one of those boring straight people?

Do your friends think you're normal for liking the opposite sex?

Have you ever wanted to fit in with the gay world?

Then here's your opportunity!

DATS is hiring for a multitude of positions, including (but not limited to) translators (c-e & j-e), models, scanlating editors, cammers, and encoders.

Benefits of joining DATS includes:
A) Access to staff channel
1-year guarentee that you will begin to feel for the same sex
C) Access to FTP with over 1GB of anime!

DATS promises that you will be at least bisexual within one year of hiring, so you'll be able to fit in finally!

Hop into #dats on rizon and talk to an op, or let us know on the forums!

Hope to see you!!

 

[megumi]

C) Access to FTP with over 1GB of anime!

Awkward question, but does that refer to the stuff on control, or is it elsewhere?

Wait, 1GB of anime? How much is that worth? That's less than 6 (~5.7 to be more exact) 175MB episodes!

 

[Dash]

Shush.

 

[Umi]

True Testimonial! I'm not a boring straight person anymore after joining DATS. \o/

 

[Seph]

What..... kind of hiring ad is that? *deadpans*

 

[Dash]

One for DATS, obviously.

 

[Litintha]

Interesting...sales pitch?

 

[Seph]

I wonder if that's a method to recruit eccentric slav... *coughs* I meant staff.

 

[guyinblack]

Never in my life have i seen recruiting done like that...

but anyway, hope it works...i guess

 

[GSR]

True testimonial:

I was straight/asexual when I started, but now I'm straight/asexual and have been repeatedly urged to act gay once in a while!

Thanks DATS, you changed my life!

 

[Rein]

*nudges GSR

Giggity.

 

[Vande]

DATS is hiring for a multitude of positions

.... do i really need to expand on that ....

 

[Johnzaloog]

True testimonial:

I was straight/asexual when I started, but now I'm straight/asexual and have been repeatedly urged to act gay once in a while!

Thanks DATS, you changed my life!

Quote for truth

 

[rofflwaffls]

Sadly, no one told me all this when I joined.

 

[Takatofan1986]

I know the awnser to this already, but i am going to say it again anyway. Would like to come back for Timing, QCing. I know your going to say no, but hey, I offered, and by the time I quit here I actually knew what I was doing.

 

[Kage]

I went from a bi woman to preferring women entirely!

 

[Seph]

Does that mean staff who wishes to stay straight should quit now?

 

[Dash]

Nope, it's too late

 

[Tcatomon]

You didn't expand on the how!
I'm not sold!
YOU ALL ARE PAID ACTORS!

*RUN*

 

[anime_detective101]

hmmm, i'd rather remain strait, but thanks for the offer. And by the way, we are NOT boring.