Looking for some homosexual thoughts?

Discussion in 'News' started by Dash, Nov 23, 2008.

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  1. Dash

    Dash I Ireland Staff Member Supreme Dictator

    Looking for some homosexual thoughts?

    Are you one of those boring straight people?

    Do your friends think you're normal for liking the opposite sex?

    Have you ever wanted to fit in with the gay world?

    Then here's your opportunity!

    DATS is hiring for a multitude of positions, including (but not limited to) translators (c-e & j-e), models, scanlating editors, cammers, and encoders.

    Benefits of joining DATS includes:
    A) Access to staff channel
    8) 1-year guarentee that you will begin to feel for the same sex
    C) Access to FTP with over 1GB of anime!

    DATS promises that you will be at least bisexual within one year of hiring, so you'll be able to fit in finally!

    Hop into #dats on rizon and talk to an op, or let us know on the forums!

    Hope to see you!!
  2. megumi

    megumi SPAM BOT Staff Member WARNING WARNING

    Awkward question, but does that refer to the stuff on control, or is it elsewhere?

    Wait, 1GB of anime? How much is that worth? That's less than 6 (~5.7 to be more exact) 175MB episodes!
  3. Dash

    Dash I Ireland Staff Member Supreme Dictator

    Shush.
  4. Umi

    Umi New Member

    True Testimonial! I'm not a boring straight person anymore after joining DATS. \o/
  5. Seph

    Seph Guy with Random Talents

    What..... kind of hiring ad is that? *deadpans*
  6. Dash

    Dash I Ireland Staff Member Supreme Dictator

    One for DATS, obviously.
  7. Litintha

    Litintha Resident RockxNetto Fan

    Interesting...sales pitch?
  8. Seph

    Seph Guy with Random Talents

    I wonder if that's a method to recruit eccentric slav... *coughs* I meant staff.
  9. Never in my life have i seen recruiting done like that...

    but anyway, hope it works...i guess
  10. GSR

    GSR That one guy

    True testimonial:

    I was straight/asexual when I started, but now I'm straight/asexual and have been repeatedly urged to act gay once in a while!

    Thanks DATS, you changed my life! :)
  11. Rein

    Rein The Mysterious Stranger

    *nudges GSR

    Giggity.
  12. Vande

    Vande Active Member Evil Incarnate?

    .... do i really need to expand on that ....
  13. Johnzaloog

    Johnzaloog DATS Yu-Gi-Oh! Official

    Quote for truth
  14. rofflwaffls

    rofflwaffls ^____^

    Sadly, no one told me all this when I joined. :(
  15. Takatofan1986

    Takatofan1986 Stalking Guest

    I know the awnser to this already, but i am going to say it again anyway. Would like to come back for Timing, QCing. I know your going to say no, but hey, I offered, and by the time I quit here I actually knew what I was doing.
  16. Kage

    Kage THE all-high-and-mighty

    I went from a bi woman to preferring women entirely!
  17. Seph

    Seph Guy with Random Talents

    Does that mean staff who wishes to stay straight should quit now?
  18. Dash

    Dash I Ireland Staff Member Supreme Dictator

    Nope, it's too late :eek:
  19. Tcatomon

    Tcatomon Boom de yada boom de yada

    You didn't expand on the how!
    I'm not sold!
    YOU ALL ARE PAID ACTORS!

    *RUN*
  20. anime_detective101

    anime_detective101 Anime Investigator

    hmmm, i'd rather remain strait, but thanks for the offer. And by the way, we are NOT boring. ^_^

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