[Game] Corrupted wish

[Trivial]

[Game] Corrupted wish

Taken from TUS

The rule is simple
- A member post a wish
Ex. : I wish for MMSF Pegasus

- Then, the next poster grant it and corrupt it, still on the same post, the wish granter make his wish also
Ex. : Granted, but it's the corrupted one

I wish for cake

- The next poster grant and corrupt the previous poster's wish, and make his wish again
Ex. : Granted, but i put some poison in it

I wish for NDS

- Then, the next poster grant and corrupt the previous poster's wish again, anad make his wish again
- And so on....


Note : The wished things are free, it could be anything
Well, i hope you guys understand

Let's start then




I wish for a PSP

 

[Hagaren Gao]

Granted, you got a Portable Soup Pour-er.

I wish Starfox was real.

 

[Trivial]

Granted, you are being hit by a Star, and bitten by a fox

I wish i had i Transer

 

[Matze149]

Granted, but a Virus destorys it

I wish I could speak and read/write japanese

 

[Hagaren Gao]

Granted, you can now read and write the word 'japanese'.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Trivial]

Granted, but then a dog bite you to death

I wish for a Rock Buster

 

[Matze149]

Granted, but it only shoots water ballons

I wish for a new Harddrive (My 80 gb is full already -.-)

 

[Yuri]

So you ARE Procesus! Zvarri!
Granted, you get a new harddrive that explodes in your face.
I wish I had more time to do my work.

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

Granted, you now only have the five work days in your week before it starts over.

I wish I had high-speed internet.

 

[Hagaren Gao]

Wish granted, you computer is now in the back of a truck on the freeway.

I wish I had a Husky~

 

[Matze149]

Granted, but the husky is rabid (I hope that´s the right word for the illness that makes dogs and other animals attack humans)

I wish I would never be ill again in my live

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

Granted, you just died.

I wish the new Kamen Rider movie would come out on DVD today.

 

[Johnzaloog]

Granted but you are bankrupt

I wish for a new computer

 

[Trivial]

Granted, i broke it right when you wanna use it

I wish for a new laptop

 

[Rocknote]

Granted, you got your own Portable Small Pen.

I wish I can be a destroyer.

 

[Trivial]

Granted, you destroy yourself

I wish for Dark Rockman

 

[Rocknote]

Granted, you becomes Laserman's slayer.

I wish to get the Pokemon Movie 2008.

 

[Trivial]

Granted, but you can't play the media

I wish for a Gemini Thunder

 

[Rocknote]

Granted, but you already BBQ after got a shock of 1000000000 volt!

I wish I can be the admin.

 

[Trivial]

Granted, but the other admin ban you directly

I wish for a Z Saber