[Game] Corrupted wish

[hwarangoo]

Granted your school got enraged in a huge fire disaster while you were in it.

I wish too win with hit & heal. (how are you gonna corrupt that.)

 

[Joey]

Granted but you only win it in the moral sense that you didn't twist your values to win.

I wish that Hillary wouldn't win the election.

 

[Zelsius]

Granted. We make an exception and let Bush stay another few years for his fantastic management of finances.

I wish I had a meaningful wish.

 

[Joey]

Granted, but right after you gain your wish you forget it.

I wish that the horrible effects of my previous wish would be negated, while the positive ones remain. ToT

 

[Matze149]

Granted, Hillary won´t win the elections and Bush won´t stay for another few years, but he becomes the adviser for the new President

I wish I would be fire proof

 

[Trivial]

Granted, now you're afraid of water
I wish i could do the Hematopoietic test

 

[hwarangoo]

You made him get out of my burning school unharmed.
And granted, but the it turned out to be something else with almost the same name.

I wish to be able to fly or surfe on radio waves

 

[Trivial]

Granted, but then you suffer a cancer disease

I wish for a new lamp for my room

 

[Matze149]

Granted, but everytime you switch on the bulb explodes

I wish I would have Megaman.exe as my Net Navi

 

[Trivial]

Granted, but he is bugged so he can't help you

I wish for a new PDA

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

Granted, but you didn't wish for batteries, so they're not included.

I wish the Lakers would win the NBA championship this year.

Granted. We make an exception and let Bush stay another few years for his fantastic management of finances.

WINNER.

 

[Hagaren Gao]

Granted! They won!


...But then you woke up.


I wish next week would come sooner...

 

[hwarangoo]

Granted but you miss the day you won the lottery and miss out on a million dollar.

I wish for megaman in the new brawl that will come someday.

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

Granted, but you didn't state what brawl and it turns out to be for World War III, in which millions die.

I wish for Adriana Lima to be my girlfriend.

Granted! They won!


...But then you woke up.

A dream? WEEEEEAK...

 

[Johnzaloog]

granted but you never said when, she will be your girlfriend in 50 yrs.

I wish for a strawberry milkshake.

 

[Nemomon]

Granted but that milk may have 100 years.

I wish some relax from postage stamps (eh, hobby.... )

 

[2chaotic]

Granted, but you die of blood clots in your legs.

I wish for the anti-math equation. (The equation that proves math wrong.)

 

[hwarangoo]

Granted,
Math = Wrong

I wish to be able to gravitate stuff.

 

[Johnzaloog]

granted but only if you learn proper grammar

I wish I was elvis

 

[PrimoPiccolo]

Granted, you just died. (I so should get extra points for using the same answer twice)

I wish there were a Rockman.exe 7.