Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Dash]

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What's your favorite answer to the joke?

 

[megumi]

You should ask why the chicken didn't cross the road. :|

 

[Frumix]

It was never really on your side.

 

[DQA]

Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.