Who killed Pages this time? ... [you] did!

[megumi]

i'm shorter than most people

maybe by like an inch or so.

not too much. I won't be able to like look down onto to the top of your head or anything.

 

[megumi]

you're a fucking giant

compared to you.

now i want to see greg and blade stand side by side.

 

[megumi]

yes. i am tiny.

WELL. Not that small.

 

[Dash]

...wait, what? How did you even come to that conclusion?

your pant sizes. boys do the 32x32/34x32, while a girl's would be like a 12av or 12long or something.

mwah the info you learn working in a clothing store

 

[Dash]

wow. greg just assumed i'm a boy just because i knew my pants sizes in guy pants.

:<

 

[Dash]

maybe i should tell him that the only pants i buy from the store are from the mens section.

because pockets.

wait you're a girl??

 

[Dash]

i like carrying all my shit in my pockets. (this may or may not include my TI-89 calculator and DS Lite in the same pocket sometimes)

so. regardless of boy or girl.

i think pants with pockets are my priority.

you're either excited to see me or you have a calculator in your pocket.

hmmm

 

[Dash]

have you seen girls pants.

i've worked in a clothing store for 4 years so yes, i have

 

[Dash]

I'm six foot four and a half. Long everything really.

Being tall is a pain.

giant

don't ever meet someone named david or you'll probably die

 

[megumi]

your pant sizes. boys do the 32x32/34x32, while a girl's would be like a 12av or 12long or something.

mwah the info you learn working in a clothing store

i forgot you work at kohls.

 

[megumi]

wait you're a girl??

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!

 

[Dash]

yes. yes. and yes.

they don't really have any sizing convention from what i can tell.

you can actually translate girls sizes into men's sizes... it's just that the more you pay, the smaller size you'll be in.

you might wear a 4 normally, but if you go to a big expensive place, you can easily fit into a 0.

 

[megumi]

you're either excited to see me or you have a calculator in your pocket.

hmmm

What.

You know I do tend to have a temptation to beat people in the head with the calculator in my pocket.

 

[Dash]

Yeah, I'd probably do the same then.

I've heard people complaining that a 6 in one brand is a completely different number in another.

see my above post

 

[megumi]

you can actually translate girls sizes into men's sizes... it's just that the more you pay, the smaller size you'll be in.

you might wear a 4 normally, but if you go to a big expensive place, you can easily fit into a 0.

what. there's like "translation charts"?

 

[Dash]

yes. apparently a 6 in one brand can be a 2 in another which can be a 24 in another. and go figures what those numbers actually mean in terms of waistline and inseam.

though to be honest i can't confirm that because i never bothered look at the girls pants section because pockets.

some girl brands have good deep pockets jsyk

 

[megumi]

i've worked in a clothing store for 4 years so yes, i have

have you seen... nvm

 

[Dash]

I haven't bought pants in a long time... But they do tend to have stupid sizes. And also, yes, the pockets suck. They're always so freakin' small I can barely fit my phone in them.

you need to shop other stores then,

 

[megumi]

giant

don't ever meet someone named david or you'll probably die

i know a person named david that is like a giant to me.

 

[Dash]

maybe by like an inch or so.

not too much. I won't be able to like look down onto to the top of your head or anything.

but if you're a girl you might wear heels and then i will feel tiny