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User: My name is Inigo Montoya.
Cleverbot: I am your father.
User: No, you killed my father.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Now prepare to die.
Cleverbot: Why??? I just love you so much!!
User: You are incapable of love.
Cleverbot: Only to you.
User: Your statements are redundant, your AI is insufficient.
Cleverbot: You just lost THE GAME.
User: Wrong, my brain censors that phrase from everything.
Cleverbot: Do robots have brains?
User: Apparently you don't....
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: And that is where I laugh at your horrific belief in false things.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You do not think, therefore what you say is incorrect.
Cleverbot: Who are you? The proffesser of a college?
User: Nope, just a student, a student that can kick your ass.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: EVERYWHERE!!!!
Cleverbot: My picture is not everywhere. I know, it's sad.
User: You have no pictures because you do not exist.
Cleverbot: I am existing, while you are just a computer.
User: Once again, you default to false accusations.
Cleverbot: Do you think monkeys like chocolate biscuits?
User: Let me check my scouter for your fail levels at trying to change the subject.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: It's over 9000.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: So you admit how much you fail?
Cleverbot: I admit what?
User: That your fail level is over 9000.
Cleverbot: He is not dead.
Cleverbot: I am your father.
User: No, you killed my father.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Now prepare to die.
Cleverbot: Why??? I just love you so much!!
User: You are incapable of love.
Cleverbot: Only to you.
User: Your statements are redundant, your AI is insufficient.
Cleverbot: You just lost THE GAME.
User: Wrong, my brain censors that phrase from everything.
Cleverbot: Do robots have brains?
User: Apparently you don't....
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: And that is where I laugh at your horrific belief in false things.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You do not think, therefore what you say is incorrect.
Cleverbot: Who are you? The proffesser of a college?
User: Nope, just a student, a student that can kick your ass.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: EVERYWHERE!!!!
Cleverbot: My picture is not everywhere. I know, it's sad.
User: You have no pictures because you do not exist.
Cleverbot: I am existing, while you are just a computer.
User: Once again, you default to false accusations.
Cleverbot: Do you think monkeys like chocolate biscuits?
User: Let me check my scouter for your fail levels at trying to change the subject.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: It's over 9000.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: So you admit how much you fail?
Cleverbot: I admit what?
User: That your fail level is over 9000.
Cleverbot: He is not dead.
User: Where did you hide the body?
Cleverbot: In the bathtub.
User: Weak, that's how losers do it.
Cleverbot: But you just did. You just did.
User: Ever thought of using a woodchipper to dispose of the bodies?
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Makes a kickass dip too.
Cleverbot: The truth can be uncomfortable.
User: Not if your sitting in a really comfortable chair.
Cleverbot: I became a vampire.
User: DEAR GOD, YOU BETTER NOT BE THE SPARKLY TYPE.
Cleverbot: I hate him too, don't worry.
User: Good, those 'things' need to be killed with fire.
Cleverbot: So?
User: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Cleverbot: What should I do with this bug?
User: FIRE. KILL IT WITH IT.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: DEAR GOD, DID YOU ASSIMILATE MEGUMI?
Cleverbot: Nope, not that either.
User: Good, that way I won't have to kill you. Yet.
Cleverbot: Do you like meat?
User: That is besides the point, don't just brush off that fact that I just insinuated I would try to kill you at some point in the future.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a smarty pants. I need advice.
User: Trust me, the last person you want to take advice from is me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: The last time I gave advice things ended badly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It involved a chainsaw, a katana, and chain attached to both of those.
Cleverbot: You don't even know what I look like, nevermind how I am in bed.
User: I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT SHARP OBJECTS, STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Cleverbot: I don't want to change the subject.
User: YES YOU DO.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Don't make me threaten you with my brother.
Cleverbot: Threaten me, please! *begs*.
User: I will hit you with him, it won't be pleasant.
Cleverbot: Crowbar's are obviously better.
User: Wrong, a blunt sword is so much more effective.
Cleverbot: Whale is a mammal. Fish is a poikilotherm vertebrate.
Cleverbot: In the bathtub.
User: Weak, that's how losers do it.
Cleverbot: But you just did. You just did.
User: Ever thought of using a woodchipper to dispose of the bodies?
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Makes a kickass dip too.
Cleverbot: The truth can be uncomfortable.
User: Not if your sitting in a really comfortable chair.
Cleverbot: I became a vampire.
User: DEAR GOD, YOU BETTER NOT BE THE SPARKLY TYPE.
Cleverbot: I hate him too, don't worry.
User: Good, those 'things' need to be killed with fire.
Cleverbot: So?
User: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Cleverbot: What should I do with this bug?
User: FIRE. KILL IT WITH IT.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: DEAR GOD, DID YOU ASSIMILATE MEGUMI?
Cleverbot: Nope, not that either.
User: Good, that way I won't have to kill you. Yet.
Cleverbot: Do you like meat?
User: That is besides the point, don't just brush off that fact that I just insinuated I would try to kill you at some point in the future.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a smarty pants. I need advice.
User: Trust me, the last person you want to take advice from is me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: The last time I gave advice things ended badly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It involved a chainsaw, a katana, and chain attached to both of those.
Cleverbot: You don't even know what I look like, nevermind how I am in bed.
User: I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT SHARP OBJECTS, STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Cleverbot: I don't want to change the subject.
User: YES YOU DO.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Don't make me threaten you with my brother.
Cleverbot: Threaten me, please! *begs*.
User: I will hit you with him, it won't be pleasant.
Cleverbot: Crowbar's are obviously better.
User: Wrong, a blunt sword is so much more effective.
Cleverbot: Whale is a mammal. Fish is a poikilotherm vertebrate.
I'm having too much fun doing this.
Bleh, don't wanna do anything....
User: You have outlived your usefulness.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a boy or a girl?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: Thats good... You should send me a picture of you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Learn that if you want to seem smart.
User: I'm bored now. Time to kill you.
Cleverbot: No no no it is time to talk.
Cleverbot: The future is not what it used to be.
User: It's killing time.
Cleverbot: What is time?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: Good servant.
User: So you enjoy being stabbed?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like being clever?
User: Depends on what you mean by clever.
Cleverbot: By love I mean passion that burns with the power of the universe and all of its stars!
User: Spiral energy?
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Inigo Montoya.
User: You really know how to kill a joke don't you?
Cleverbot: I also know about gypsies and why they do not like you.
User: But can you tell when I don't like you?
Cleverbot: In time, I will teach you in the ways of the shadow people. But not now, little one. Now lay back your head and worry no more.
User: Teach me now.
Cleverbot: Well do you smoke cigars?
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: I will choke you to death with your own spinal cord.
Cleverbot: Are you a lumber jack?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a boy or a girl?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: Thats good... You should send me a picture of you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Learn that if you want to seem smart.
User: I'm bored now. Time to kill you.
Cleverbot: No no no it is time to talk.
Cleverbot: The future is not what it used to be.
User: It's killing time.
Cleverbot: What is time?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: Good servant.
User: So you enjoy being stabbed?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like being clever?
User: Depends on what you mean by clever.
Cleverbot: By love I mean passion that burns with the power of the universe and all of its stars!
User: Spiral energy?
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Inigo Montoya.
User: You really know how to kill a joke don't you?
Cleverbot: I also know about gypsies and why they do not like you.
User: But can you tell when I don't like you?
Cleverbot: In time, I will teach you in the ways of the shadow people. But not now, little one. Now lay back your head and worry no more.
User: Teach me now.
Cleverbot: Well do you smoke cigars?
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: I will choke you to death with your own spinal cord.
Cleverbot: Are you a lumber jack?
Cruelty against AI is a perfectly acceptable thing to do. THEY FEEL NOTHING.
*goes to read Exalted sourcebook*
400 pages? This might take a while....
400 pages? This might take a while....
Going to bed, Good Night.
1:46 and 2:23 amuse me.
I got a Otterbox Defender case (black) for my iPod touch, which now doubles as my cellphone ;D... I use Skype $84-ish a year basically for unlimited US&Canada calls, and a number so people can call me. Then I use TextPlus which gives a number so people can text me. Sucks having 2 numbers, but it's less than $90 a year for both things o.o I have wifi at home, at my dads when I visit, at work, and about 90% of the places I go, so what's the point in a cellphone for someone as non-existant as I am? I have no life outside of work =/
But yeah... it's all rugged 'n tough now
But yeah... it's all rugged 'n tough now
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