One night Rein and Pazuzu were totally making out, when the roof collapsed inwards because Zelsius was spying on them! Surprised, they fell backwards and through a collapsing floor into the basement.. The building was falling apart, and they had no way to get out. Suddenly, Joey, in his Mach 87 helicopter, flew downward and caught Pazuzu and Rein before they fell onto a floor of spikes. Unfortunately, Zelsius fell on top of the blades and was cut to pieces.
Then, when examining her remains, they discovered that it was in fact a Zelbot! A recording started playing out of one of the pieces that remained, "If you wish to see your Zelsius again, bring Pazuzu to 1984 FOD St. It's time to play a game, DATS CORPS." The Zelbot exploded, and they flew off in their new helicopter to attempt a rescue! They knew that just the three of them wouldn't be able to pull it off though, so they stopped to pick up Scar and Digiboy, two technicians who could help build some equipment for Joey, Pazuzu, and Rein to use when saving Zelsius. They knew it was going to be hard, so Digiboy decided to make a special device that could connect to his brain's immense anime knowledge database and synthesize any weapon! Scar brought along an owl.
They flew off towards their destination to Paradox island, but on their way there they discovered they forgot to fuel up the helicopter. "What kind of geniuses are you!" Rein said as the plane was crashing towards the ocean, when all of a sudden, that Bright Eyes song started playing. "It's your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. WE love you very very very very very very very much..." Rein started to sing along when a ninja attacked! they then all fell into the water, and amazingly survived.
The ninja used his super ninja skills to attack them, while they couldn't defend themselves. Digi easily overpowered him, of course, and then Scar came in useful (Which they weren't expecting) and used his super owl to fly them to the island where Zelsius was being held captive. When they got there, they started getting shot at and took cover behind a wall when suddenly a gigantic jellyfish fell from the sky, right above them. Rein was only just able to save Pazuzu by pushing him away with unnecessary force before the slimy, red and white mass buried Rein, Joey, Scar and digiboy. Luckily...
Vande appeared, using some unholy pink power she made the goop disappear, using this power made her lose her dark evil side. However her dark power has been transported to Nemo and he's using it to make himself the ultimate staff member! The group wonders why someone would go to so much trouble just to run a Digimon forum, when Koroku shows up to explain the whole thing. Interestingly enough...
