Hah! I found it!... Kind of! Since I couldn't extract the SQL dump, access phpmyadmin, or log-in to the blog / access the blog, I went in like a ninja.
nano var/lib/mysql/seijun_blog/wp_posts.MYD
It's a shitty raw form, but, the posts are able to be read this way. I can copy/paste it ^_^...